Inigo Montoya
Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the King all those years?
Miracle Max
The King's stinking son fired me. And thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed! [slams the window closed]
Fezzik
I'm on the Brute Squad.
Inigo Montoya
We need a miracle. It's very important.
Miracle Max
Look, I'm retired. And besides, why would you want someone the King's stinking son fired? I might kill whoever you wanted me to miracle.
Inigo Montoya
He's already dead.


