Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest quotes

146 total quotes

Bloopers
Captain Jack Sparrow
Davy Jones

Elizabeth Swann
Lord Cutler Beckett
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Will Turner

View Quote Mr. Gibbs... I-I feel sullied and unusual.

View Quote Have you not met Will Turner? He's noble, heroic, terrific soprano, worth at least four, may three and a half. And did I happen to mention he's in love? With a girl. Due to be married. Betrothed. Dividing him from her and her from him would only be half as cruel as actually allowing them to be joined in holy matrimony, eh?

View Quote Oh, did he now? I'm sorely tempted to accept that offer!

View Quote Gibbs: What about Norrington?
Jack: He fell behind.
Gibbs: Our thoughts be with him. [pause] Well, best not wallow in our grief!

View Quote Jack: How did you get here?
Will: Sea turtles, mate! A pair of 'em strapped to my feet!
Jack: Not so easy, is it?
Will: But I do owe you thanks Jack.
Jack: You do?
Will: After you tricked me on to that ship to square you're debt with Jones!
Elizabeth: What?
Jack: [Imitates Elizabeth] What?
Will: I was reunited with my father.
Jack: Oh, well... you're welcome then.

View Quote Come to negotiate, eh, have you, ya slimy git? Look what I got! [sing-song] I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?!

View Quote You can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him, trust me.

View Quote [to Jack] You have a debt to pay. You've been captain of the Black Pearl for thirteen years. That was our agreement!

View Quote Sea turtles, mate. A pair of them strapped to my feet.

View Quote Then you were a poor captain, but a captain nonetheless. [Mockingly] Have you not introduced yourself all these years as Captain Jack Sparrow!? [Laughs]

View Quote Jack:(after seeing Norrington after he had be vomiting) You look bloody awful. What are you doing here?
Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.
Jack: [childish] You smell funny.

View Quote Damn you, Jack ... SPARROOOOOW!!!

View Quote I'm listening. [Elizabeth points gun at him] I'm listening intently.

View Quote Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt.

View Quote I accept, mate. The stakes?