Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest quotes

146 total quotes

Bloopers
Captain Jack Sparrow
Davy Jones

Elizabeth Swann
Lord Cutler Beckett
Other
Will Turner

View Quote [sending Bootstrap Bill to the brig.] You need time alone with your thoughts. Brig!

View Quote Gibbs: What about Norrington?
Jack: He fell behind.
Gibbs: Our thoughts be with him. [pause] Well, best not wallow in our grief!

View Quote Mr. Gibbs... I-I feel sullied and unusual.

View Quote [examines empty rum bottle] Why is the rum always gone? [staggers drunkenly] Oh... That's why.

View Quote Oh, did he now? I'm sorely tempted to accept that offer!

View Quote Come to negotiate, eh, have you, ya slimy git? Look what I got! [sing-song] I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?!

View Quote Mercer: The last of our ships has returned.
Beckett: Is there any news on the chest?
Mercer: None. But... one of the ships did pick up a man adrift at sea. He had these.
[Mercer drops the Letters of Marque on Beckett's desk.]
Norrington: I took the liberty of filling in my name.
Beckett: If you intend to claim these, then you must have something to trade. Do you have the Compass?
Norrington: Better. The heart of Davy Jones.

View Quote [to Jack] You have a debt to pay. You've been captain of the Black Pearl for thirteen years. That was our agreement!

View Quote Then you were a poor captain, but a captain nonetheless. [Mockingly] Have you not introduced yourself all these years as Captain Jack Sparrow!? [Laughs]

View Quote You can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him, trust me.

View Quote Needo: [head lying on the floor] Hay Needo, hay Needo, follow my voice [body gets up and runs around] to the left.. no, to the right [body runs into a tree] No, that's a tree.
Jack: Oh shut it!

View Quote Sea turtles, mate. A pair of them strapped to my feet.

View Quote Jack:(after seeing Norrington after he had be vomiting) You look bloody awful. What are you doing here?
Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.
Jack: [childish] You smell funny.

View Quote I'm listening. [Elizabeth points gun at him] I'm listening intently.

View Quote Let them taste the triple guns.