Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest quotes

146 total quotes

Bloopers
Captain Jack Sparrow
Davy Jones

Elizabeth Swann
Lord Cutler Beckett
Other
Will Turner

View Quote There are no survivors!

View Quote So, shall we seal it in blood? I mean... ink?

View Quote Let them taste the triple guns.

View Quote Ah! The dark side of ambition.

View Quote Bring back that compass, or there's no deal.

View Quote Mercer: The last of our ships has returned.
Beckett: Is there any news on the chest?
Mercer: None. But... one of the ships did pick up a man adrift at sea. He had these.
[Mercer drops the Letters of Marque on Beckett's desk.]
Norrington: I took the liberty of filling in my name.
Beckett: If you intend to claim these, then you must have something to trade. Do you have the Compass?
Norrington: Better. The heart of Davy Jones.

View Quote Jack: Abandon ship. Into the longboat.
Gibbs: Jack! The Pearl!
Jack: [sadly.] She's only a ship, mate.

View Quote Will you now? And what would prompt such an act of charity?

View Quote Who sent that thieving charlatan on to my ship? Who told him of the key? Jack Sparrow...

View Quote Norrington: You haven't said where were going... somewhere nice?! (pushes Gibbs aside) So am I worthy to serve under Captain Jack Sparrow? Or I should just kill you now?
Jack: You're hired.

View Quote [To Jack's comments on their similarities] Oh, except for a sense of honor and decency and a moral center... And personal hygiene.

View Quote Maccus: The boy's not there. He must've been claimed by the sea.
Davy Jones: I am the sea!

View Quote Where is it? Where is the thump-thump?

View Quote Needo: [head lying on the floor] Hay Needo, hay Needo, follow my voice [body gets up and runs around] to the left.. no, to the right [body runs into a tree] No, that's a tree.
Jack: Oh shut it!

View Quote Look! [shoots undead Jack the monkey in his cage] An undead monkey. Top that!