Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest quotes

146 total quotes

Bloopers
Captain Jack Sparrow
Davy Jones

Elizabeth Swann
Lord Cutler Beckett
Other
Will Turner

View Quote I'm listening. [Elizabeth points gun at him] I'm listening intently.

View Quote Jack: Abandon ship. Into the longboat.
Gibbs: Jack! The Pearl!
Jack: [sadly.] She's only a ship, mate.

View Quote Jack:(after seeing Norrington after he had be vomiting) You look bloody awful. What are you doing here?
Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.
Jack: [childish] You smell funny.

View Quote Bring back that compass, or there's no deal.

View Quote Will you now? And what would prompt such an act of charity?

View Quote [To Jack's comments on their similarities] Oh, except for a sense of honor and decency and a moral center... And personal hygiene.

View Quote Jack: How did you get here?
Will: Sea turtles, mate! A pair of 'em strapped to my feet!
Jack: Not so easy, is it?
Will: But I do owe you thanks Jack.
Jack: You do?
Will: After you tricked me on to that ship to square you're debt with Jones!
Elizabeth: What?
Jack: [Imitates Elizabeth] What?
Will: I was reunited with my father.
Jack: Oh, well... you're welcome then.

View Quote Ah! The dark side of ambition.

View Quote Where is it? Where is the thump-thump?

View Quote [Hesitantly] Hard to starboard?

View Quote Look! [shoots undead Jack the monkey in his cage] An undead monkey. Top that!

View Quote Who sent that thieving charlatan on to my ship? Who told him of the key? Jack Sparrow...

View Quote [to Elizabeth, about an unconscious Will] Leave 'im lie... unless you're planning on using him to hit somethin' with.

View Quote Consider into your calculations that you robbed me of my wedding night.

View Quote Mercer: The last of our ships has returned.
Beckett: Is there any news on the chest?
Mercer: None. But... one of the ships did pick up a man adrift at sea. He had these.
[Mercer drops the Letters of Marque on Beckett's desk.]
Norrington: I took the liberty of filling in my name.
Beckett: If you intend to claim these, then you must have something to trade. Do you have the Compass?
Norrington: Better. The heart of Davy Jones.