Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest quotes

146 total quotes

Bloopers
Captain Jack Sparrow
Davy Jones

Elizabeth Swann
Lord Cutler Beckett
Other
Will Turner

View Quote You are neither dead nor dying. What is your purpose here?

View Quote Darlin', I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of cir****stances that have nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jones' crew.

View Quote [to Bootstrap] And to what do I owe the pleasure of your carbuncle?

View Quote [while signing the letters of marque] A marriage interrupted... or fate intervened? [to Elizabeth] I still want that compass. Consider that in your calculations.

View Quote Jack: Persuade me.
Elizabeth: You do know Will taught me how to handle a sword.
Jack: As I said, persuade me.
[Elizabeth nods and walks off. Jack watches her and makes a grunting noise]

View Quote Break off pursuit, run her light and dowse canvas!

View Quote Enough! Send his beloved Pearl back to the depths!

View Quote [smiles] Hello, beastie.

View Quote [to Will.] Heh heh heh ... Welcome to the crew, lad!

View Quote Have you not met Will Turner? He's noble, heroic, terrific soprano, worth at least four, may three and a half. And did I happen to mention he's in love? With a girl. Due to be married. Betrothed. Dividing him from her and her from him would only be half as cruel as actually allowing them to be joined in holy matrimony, eh?

View Quote Every man has a price which he will willingly accept, even for that which he hopes never to sell.

View Quote The chest is no longer safe. Chart a course to Isla Cruces! Get me there first or there'll be the Devil to pay!

View Quote Jack: How did you get here?
Will: Sea turtles, mate! A pair of 'em strapped to my feet!
Jack: Not so easy, is it?
Will: But I do owe you thanks Jack.
Jack: You do?
Will: After you tricked me on to that ship to square you're debt with Jones!
Elizabeth: What?
Jack: [Imitates Elizabeth] What?
Will: I was reunited with my father.
Jack: Oh, well... you're welcome then.

View Quote [sending Bootstrap Bill to the brig.] You need time alone with your thoughts. Brig!

View Quote Bugger bugger bugger BUGGER!