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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest quotes

146 total quotes

Bloopers
Captain Jack Sparrow
Davy Jones
Elizabeth Swann
Lord Cutler Beckett
Other
Will Turner




View Quote Whoa! No no! Big fire! Big fire! I am chief, want big fire.
View Quote [to Elizabeth] No doubt you've discovered loyalty is no longer the currency of the realm, as your father believed.. I'm afraid currency is the currency of the realm.
View Quote Elizabeth: [finding the chest] It's real!
Norrington: [incredulous] You actually were telling the truth.
Jack: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised.
Will: [appears] With good reason.
View Quote I am the sea.
View Quote [Elizabeth sees Will arrested as the Wedding is surrounded by soldiers.]
Elizabeth: Will! Why is this happening?
Will: I don't know. You look beautiful.
Elizabeth: I think it's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding.
Governer Swann: Let me through! How dare you! Stand your men down at once!
Cutler Becket: Governer Weatherby Swann, it's been too long.
Governer Swann: Cutler Becket?
Becket: It's Lord now, actually.
Swann: Lord or not, you have no reason and no authority to arrest this man.
Becket: As a matter of fact, I do. Mr. Mercer?
[Mercer brings forward a stack of papers. Becket takes one off the top and hands it to Swann.]
Becket: The warrant for the arrest of one William Turner.
[Swann reads the paper.]
Swann: This warrant is for Elizabeth Swann.
Becket: [Sarcastically] Oh is it? That's annoying. My mistake. [to guards.] Arrest her.
View Quote Cotton's Parrot: *Squawk* Don't eat me! *Squawk* No! Don't eat me!
View Quote One hundred souls... three days.
View Quote One word, love; curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you won't be able to resist.
View Quote [indignantly] No! This is barbaric! This is no way for grown men to settle... oh, fine! Let's just haul out our swords and start banging away at each other! That will solve everything! I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum soaked ... PIRATES!
View Quote I keep the boy... a good faith payment. That leaves you only ninety-nine more to go!
View Quote [To Jack] Curiosity. You're going to want it: A chance to be admired, and gain the rewards that follow. You won't be able to resist. You're going to want to know... what it tastes like.
View Quote [Jack shoots part of monkey's tail off.]
Gibbs: Captain, you know that don't do any good.
Jack: It does me!
Marty: [picks up the cloth] It's a key.
Jack: No, much more better. It is a drawing of a key.
[The crew stare blankly.]
Jack: Gentlemen, what do keys do?
Leech: Keys ... unlock things?
Gibbs: [catching on.] And whatever this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable ... So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks?
Jack: No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever needs be unlocked... which we don't have... without having first found the key what unlocks it?
Gibbs: So, we're going after this key!
Jack: You're not making any sense at all.
View Quote [to the cannibals] A boogie snickel snickel. Toute-de-suite, come on! More wood!
View Quote You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.
View Quote Jack: No worries, mates. Tia Dalma and I go way back; Thick as thieves. Nigh unseperable we are... were... have been... before...
Gibbs: [going to see Tia Dalma.] I'll watch yer back.
Jack: It's me front I'm worried about...
Gibbs: [To Will.] Mind the boat.
Will: [To Pintel.] Mind the boat.
Pintel: [To Ragetti.] Mind the boat.
Ragetti: [To Marty.] Mind the boat.
Marty: [To Mr. Cotton and his parrot.] Mind the boat.
Cotton's Parrot: *Squawk* Mind the boat.
[Flies into Tia Dalma's shack, leaving Mr. Cotton to mind the boat.]