Martin All right, shall we review your mother's list?
Martin Now, let's see... Vitamins?
Martin Minerals?
Martin List of daily fruits and vegetables.
Check. Check. [Martin looks at her oddly] Check for fruits, check for vegetables. Go on.
Martin Sun block, lip balm, insect repellent, [Annie bits back a smile] stationery, stamps, photograph of your mother, grandfather... and, of course, your trusty butler, me.
Martin Oh, and, um, here's a little something from your grandfather; [holds out a deck of cards] A spanking-new deck of cards. Maybe you'll actually find somebody on this continent who can whip your tush at poker.
Well, I doubt it, but thanks.
[Hallie, as Annie, is underneath Elizabeth's covers struggling to tell her about the switch]
Annie!
That's where I have to go! I have to go see Annie!
Oh, I see, and where might Annie be?
In Napa, with her father Nick Parker.
[Elizabeth stares in shock, looks up at her father, and pulls back the covers]
You're not Annie?
I am. Annie and I met up at camp and, and we decided to switch places. I'm sorry... but I've never seen you and I've dreamt of meeting you my whole life, and Annie felt the exact same way about Dad, so... so we sort of just switched lives. I hope you're not mad, because I love you so much, and I just hope that one day you could love me as me, and not as Annie.
Oh, darling, I've loved you your whole life. [kisses her]
Martin [in the doorway with Charles, sobbing]
I've never been so happy in my entire life!
[Charles rolls his eyes, and shuts the door]
Girls, you are going to tell me why you lied and brought me here without telling your father.
Were they? OK, that's good. Ah, well then I'm just going to go back to my room and check out the ole minibar situation.
Martin Allow me to assist you.
Wait! Does everyone here know something I don't know?!
Mum... Daddy's getting married.
[Elizabeth takes a moment to process this, then falls back down on the sofa]
To Cruella de Vil – She's awful, Mom! We can't let him go through with it!
She's all wrong for him, Mom! And the only way he won't marry her is if... [stops; to Annie] You tell her, she knows you better.
[sits down next to her mother]
Is if he sees you again.
Wait a minute... You're not trying to set me up with your father?!
Actually, we are. You're perfect for each other!
[notices both Martin and Chessy trying to sneak away]
Hold it! You two knew about this?!
[feigning ignorance]
What?! Oh, no!
Martin No! Madame, no! Absolutely no idea–!
No, no, no, no! I had no idea–! [Elizabeth gives them a look] ...Yes. I did know something...
Martin ...Yes. Technically, yes. I had an inkling, anyway...
