A character in The Parent Trap (1998)

Elizabeth quotes from The Parent Trap (1998)

Natasha Richardson
Played by Natasha Richardson The Parent Trap (1998) · 29 quotes

3rd most-quoted character in The Parent Trap (1998): in 7 of its 29 quotes
Most scenes with: Hallie (6), Annie (3), Chessy (2)

Scenes with Elizabeth

7 scenes
Hallie
[crying, seeing her mother for the first time]

I'm sorry, it's just, I've missed you so much!

Elizabeth

I know, it seems like it's been forever!

Hallie

You have no idea...

Hallie

So, doesn't designing all these wedding gowns ever make you think about getting married again, or at least make you think about the "F" word?

Elizabeth
[surprised]

The "F" word?

Hallie

My father.

Elizabeth

Oh! Oh, that "F" word! Well, no actually, because I didn't even wear a wedding gown when I married the "F" word.

Hallie

You didn't? Why not?

Elizabeth

Why the sudden curiosity about your dad, huh?

Hallie

Well, maybe because he's never mentioned? And you can't blame a kid for wondering. Mother, you can't avoid the subject forever. At least tell me what he was like.

Elizabeth

Okay. He was quite lovely, to tell you the truth. When we met he was... actually, entirely lovely.

Hallie

All right?

Elizabeth

All right.

Hallie

So, did you meet him here in London?

Elizabeth

We met on the Q.E. 2.

Hallie

Q.E. what?

Elizabeth

The Queen Elizabeth II. It's an ocean liner that sails from London to New York... 'cause I wasn't keen on flying then, and neither was your father. We met our first night on board ship. We were seated next to each other at dinner. He's an American, you know.

Hallie

No kidding? So, was it love at first sight?

Elizabeth
[sighs in mock-exasperation]

I knew you were going to ask me all these questions one day!

Elizabeth
[Hallie, as Annie, is underneath Elizabeth's covers struggling to tell her about the switch]

Annie!

Hallie

That's where I have to go! I have to go see Annie!

Elizabeth

Oh, I see, and where might Annie be?

Hallie

In Napa, with her father Nick Parker.

Elizabeth
[Elizabeth stares in shock, looks up at her father, and pulls back the covers]

You're not Annie?

Hallie

That would be correct.

Elizabeth

You're Hallie?

Hallie

I am. Annie and I met up at camp and, and we decided to switch places. I'm sorry... but I've never seen you and I've dreamt of meeting you my whole life, and Annie felt the exact same way about Dad, so... so we sort of just switched lives. I hope you're not mad, because I love you so much, and I just hope that one day you could love me as me, and not as Annie.

Elizabeth

Oh, darling, I've loved you your whole life. [kisses her]

[in the doorway with Charles, sobbing]

I've never been so happy in my entire life!
[Charles rolls his eyes, and shuts the door]

Hi, you probably don't remember me–

Elizabeth
[warmly]

Chessy!

[pleased]

I knew I always liked her!

Elizabeth

Girls, you are going to tell me why you lied and brought me here without telling your father.

Were they? OK, that's good. Ah, well then I'm just going to go back to my room and check out the ole minibar situation.

Allow me to assist you.

Elizabeth

Wait! Does everyone here know something I don't know?!

Annie

Mum... Daddy's getting married.

Annie
[Elizabeth takes a moment to process this, then falls back down on the sofa]

To Cruella de Vil – She's awful, Mom! We can't let him go through with it!

Hallie

She's all wrong for him, Mom! And the only way he won't marry her is if... [stops; to Annie] You tell her, she knows you better.

Annie
[sits down next to her mother]

Is if he sees you again.

Elizabeth

Wait a minute... You're not trying to set me up with your father?!

Hallie

Actually, we are. You're perfect for each other!

Elizabeth
[notices both Martin and Chessy trying to sneak away]

Hold it! You two knew about this?!

[feigning ignorance]

What?! Oh, no!

No! Madame, no! Absolutely no idea–!

No, no, no, no! I had no idea–! [Elizabeth gives them a look] ...Yes. I did know something...

...Yes. Technically, yes. I had an inkling, anyway...

Hello, Liz.

Elizabeth

Hello, Nick. Well, gosh. There you are. What do you know?

Is there something going on here that I should know about? Because I'm stunned to see you. But, ah, you don't seem as stunned to see me. I mean I haven't seen or heard from you in what, 10, 11 years? And all of sudden on the very day that ...

Annie
[suddenly appearing, interrupting]

Dad, I can explain why she's here.

Hallie, you know who this is?

Annie

Actually, yes. And actually, I'm not Hallie.

Hallie
[suddenly appearing]

Actually, I am.

Both of them? Annie, Hallie?

Annie

I guess you and Mum kind of think alike because you both sent us to the same camp, and we met there, and the whole thing just sort of spilled out.

Elizabeth

They switched places on us, Nick.

You mean I've had Annie with me all this time?

Annie

Well, I wanted to know what you were like and Hallie wanted to know Mum and — are you angry?

Oh, honey, of course not. I just can't believe it's you. [they hug] Last time I saw you, you had diaper rash. You're all wet.

Annie

That's all right.

Look at you!

Annie

Well I'm quite grown up now and quite without a father.

Hallie

And I'm headed into my crazy mixed up teenage years and I'll be the only girl I know without a mother to fight with.

Hallie, you've been in London all this time? [Hallie nods] Come here, squirt. [they hug]

Hallie

Mom's amazing, Dad. I don't know how you ever let her go.

Elizabeth

Girls, why-why don't you let your father and I talk alone for a couple of minutes, okay?

Elizabeth
[last lines] [thinking she is talking to her father, who has a newspaper up between them]

Hey stranger.

Hallie
[puts down newspaper. then]

Hey Mom, did you know that the Concorde gets you here in half the time?

Elizabeth
[flustered]

Yes, I, I've heard that...

Annie
[after Hallie surprises Elizabeth and Annie by arriving in London and showing up at their home before Elizabeth and Annie do]

What are you doing here?

Hallie

It took us abound 30 seconds after you guys left for us to realize we didn't want to lose you two again.

Elizabeth

We?

[walking in from another room]

We. I made the mistake of not coming after you once, Lizzie. I'm not going to do that again no matter how brave you are.

Elizabeth

And I suppose you just expect me to go weak at the knees, and fall into your arms, and cry hysterically. And say we'll just figure this whole thing out. A bi-continental relationship with our daughters being raised here and there. And. And, you and I just picking up where we left off and growing old together. And... and... come on, Nick, what do you expect? To live happily ever after?

Yes. To all of the above. Except you don't have to cry hysterically.

Elizabeth
[with tears in her eyes]

Oh, yes I do. [they kiss]

Hallie
[Annie and Hallie are happy to see their parents back together] [leaning against a wall]

We actually did it.

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