“You swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the...” – Court Clerk, Oh, God! ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Oh, God! 1977

Court Clerk

You swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

God

So help me, Me.

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Court Clerk Wonderful Smith

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I don't like to brag, but if I appeared to you just as God—how I really am, what I really am—, your mind couldn't grasp it. Trust me, like it says on the money. It's a policy of mine: I try not to work with more than one saviour at a time.