Mr. Daley, I can honestly say, in 43 years at this agency, I've never seen a resume quite like yours.

Ah, all right!

That wasn't a compliment. It says here you were the CEO of Snaptime Industries. Care to elaborate on that?

Sure. Well, that was the umbrella corporation for my invention, the Snapper. You know, snap, lights come on. Snap, they come off.

Uh, didn't they already make that?

No, no. That's the Clapper, which, obviously, stole a bit of our thunder. Personally, I don't really see what the big difference is. I mean... You know, whatever. But, um, apparently, there is a significant portion of the population that has trouble actually snapping.

Clapping's easier.

Debatable.

I can't help you.

Uh, Debbie? Can I call you Debbie? Cause, uh, I felt a connection when I entered this office. And I don't know. I feel like you did too.

I didn't feel a connection.

Look, I need a job tomorrow, okay? If I don't have one... I just need it, okay?

Well, I don't know. I might have one thing. They've turned down everyone I've sent over there, but, uh...

Great.

Who knows? You might get lucky.