[wearing Muhammad Ali's warmup robe]

Ooh, you know, I... I do sort of feel like... like a floating butterfly.

You are crazier than a road lizard.

Mr. Egypt. These two here heard that we're taking over the world and they want in. I don't know who they are, but they're on exhibit here, too, apparently.

I don't even know what they are. [walks up to Oscar the Grouch and Darth Vader] Um, I'm sorry, but we're all full up in our access of evil today. Sorry.

Ah, c'mon! But I'm bad! I'm bad! Hey, I can show you how bad I am! [roars weakly] Fear me! Yeah!

I'm sorry. I'm just not buying it. You don't seem very bad. You just seem sort of... vaguely grouchy to me.

Oh, boy...

[Darth Vader tries to use his Force Chokehold on Kahmunrah] [confused]

What are you doing? [mimics the hand motion] What is that? What is this? What does it mean? I don't... You've lost me. Is that you breathing? Because I can't hear myself think. Can I make one simple suggestion to you, my friend? Just simplify. There's just too much going on here. You're evil, you're asthmatic, you're a robot. And what is... What is the cape for? Are we going to the opera? I don't think so. [Darth Vader slams the lid of Oscar's trashcan on him as they leave] Sorry. Bye.

[Roger Rabbit sees this, then turns around to the audience] [to the audience about Oscar and Darth Vader]

I like them. They're screwy.