March
Look on the bright side. Nobody got hurt.
People got hurt.
March
I'm saying, I think they died quickly. So I don't think they got hurt.
Holland March
Ryan Gosling · 26 quotes
Jackson Healy
Russell Crowe · 12 quotes
Holly March
Angourie Rice · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Holland March & Jackson Healy (9), Holland March & Holly March (3)
The Nice Guys quotes
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March
You seen Chet, the projectionist?
Buddy
Yeah, he just left like 10 minutes ago, went for a drink. And you are?
March
In a hurry. Thanks, buddy.
Buddy
How'd you know my name was Buddy?
Pornookio
It's not my nose that grows.
March
[last lines]
To the birds?
Hallelujah!
1 Protestor
[March and Healy are looking for Amelia at a demonstration where a bunch of people are lying motionless on the steps of the city hall wearing gas masks]
We can't talk to you. We're dead.
March
No I— Yeah I get it. You know. I think it's very clever. I'm hip. But this is actually a really serious matter.
1 Protestor
So is this! We've all been killed!
March
No you haven't.
2 Protestor
**** you man, we're dead!
Bystander [smoking] They can't talk to you man, they're dead.
Bystander
[to protesters]
Any of you know why you're protesting?
2 Protestor
The air!
Bystander
[to Healy]
Air.
March
You are protesting the air?
2 Protestor
The pollution! The birds can't breathe!
So all of you died 'cause of the pollution?
2 Protestor
[nodding]
Right.
What about the gas masks? They didn't... save you?
March
[when the guy can't answer Healy's question]
This is ****... Alright!
3 Protestor
[starts walking down and accidentally steps on a protester's hand] [screams in pain and pulls her hand]
****er!
March
Sorry. I thought you were dead.
All right, which one of you ****-and-balls wants to make twenty bucks?
I think I'm invincible. It's the only thing that makes sense. I don't think I can die.
I work in a cesspool. Sex, more sex. My wife, she used to say I make a living off rumpy-pumpy. Whatever. She was English. I don't know what the **** it means either.
Jesus tap-dancing Christ!
Marriage is buying a house for someone you hate.
So I did something about it. I acted. I didn't plan to, I didn't, you know. I just did it. I took that guy out. I didn't even get paid for it. So I ended up with a bullet in the bicep and 500 bucks of hospital bills. It was stupid, really. When I think about it, it was the best day of my life.
So you're telling me you made a porno where the point is the plot?
That's what my daughter's got to deal with, the Chets of the world, and that **** kid.
You know who else was just following orders? Adolf Hitler.
[intoxicated]
Hi everyone, I'm Amelia. She's about... [makes height gesture with his hand] Dark hair. Answers to... [sees topless mermaid swimming in pool] the call of the wild. Just kidding. I forgot her name, but you know, if you see you, just... if you see, let me know, and tell me... tell me my name.