Sebastian Dinwiddle
Well, go ahead and tell me!
Dexter Broadhurst
Who.
Sebastian Dinwiddle
The guy on first.
Dexter Broadhurst
Who.
Sebastian Dinwiddle
The first baseman.
Dexter Broadhurst
Who is on first.
Sebastian Dinwiddle
Have you got a first baseman on first?
Dexter Broadhurst
Certainly.
Sebastian Dinwiddle
Then who's playing first?
Dexter Broadhurst
Absolutely.
Sebastian Dinwiddle
When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
Dexter Broadhurst
Every dollar of it. And why not? The man's entitled to it.
Sebastian Dinwiddle
Who is?
Dexter Broadhurst
Yes.
Sebastian Dinwiddle
So who gets it?
Dexter Broadhurst
Why shouldn't he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Sebastian Dinwiddle
Whose wife?
Dexter Broadhurst
Yes. After all, the man earns it.
Sebastian Dinwiddle
Who does?
Dexter Broadhurst
Absolutely.
Sebastian Dinwiddle
Well, all I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base.
Dexter Broadhurst
Oh, no, no, What is on second base.
Sebastian Dinwiddle
I'm not asking you who's on second.
Dexter Broadhurst
Who's on first.
Sebastian Dinwiddle
That's what I'm trying to find out.
