Hey, you're that guy. The treasure hunter guy, right?
No, actually, the guy you're thinking of is somewhere over there.
No, you're him. Riley Poole. I recognize you from your book. Will you sign it?
Most scenes together: Riley & Ben (14), Riley & Abigail (10), Ben & Abigail (9)
Hey, you're that guy. The treasure hunter guy, right?
No, actually, the guy you're thinking of is somewhere over there.
No, you're him. Riley Poole. I recognize you from your book. Will you sign it?
We both know what has to happen.
One of us keeps the door open... and stays behind.
I vote Mitch!
So the only question is... which Statue of Liberty?
Exactly! Is there more than one?
That did not turn out the way it was supposed to!
How’d they find us so quick?
I’ll tell you how. The president is a tattletale!
Sadusky-- he was there. He knows more about the book than I thought.
How’d the president feel about being kidnapped?
He was okay.
Hey, what's on page 47? Are you talking about the book?
What book?
How are we gonna find Ben?
I don't know!
HALT! Who are you?
We weren't here! We were told to evacuate!
Er, um, I don't know what's going on in there. One second I'm reading, a nice book, then the next minute we're being rushed outta... here.
How do you expect to get the President alone?
I'm gonna kidnap him... I'm going to kidnap the President of the United States.
I'm your father! How do you expect me to react to this?! I can't let you ruin your life!
It's unthinkable. All you had to do was read my book-- you should have read my book!
Exactly how do you plan on doing this?
I was thinking Mt. Vernon.
What?!
I'm in.
Start the car.
Put it in gear.
What’s the problem? It's clear. Let's go!
We're going to jail... [Abigail opens the trunk of the car]
I want to run a check... [Abigail starts driving]
GET IN! HANG ON! [Ben jumps into the back seat from behind]
HE’S IN! GO!
HANG ON! [they fly over a bump] WHOA! Okay, we can do this.
DRIVE, DRIVE, DRIVE!
Okay. [they approach a closing barricade] I don't think so!
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! [they narrowly manage to get past the barricade]
Riley disables the alarm
You did that in 25 seconds.
That's why I tell people to get a dog...
Abigail.
What're you doing here?
Your dad called me. Said your next clue was here.
Look Ben.
I want to help.
That's very nice. But it's kind of a bad time right now.
A bad time right now.
It's a bad time.
Okay, I...I just flew all the way to London to offer my help...
And what you've decided is that you don't need it.
You're the one who's making a scene right now.
I...I'm not making a scene right now!
Well then, fine! If that's what you want, let's have it out right now!
Well let me guess! It's the wrong time! It's the wrong place! I'm wrong again! Wrong about us! Wrong about Thomas Gates! Wrong that you'd like the Queen Anne chair!
You're wrong to assume I'd like the chair!
You see? You see everybody? Listen to this. This is more interesting than that. She thinks that even when I'm right, I'm wrong! Isn't that right! Abigail, just because I answer a question quickly, doesn't make it wrong!
Not if the right answer is something we need to figure out together, as a couple! That's what couples do, Ben!
Sir, you and your missis, take it outside.
Oh, now look what you've done. You've brought the little bobbies down on us! "You take the missis outside." I'm staying right here.
Ben!
Good afternoon, sir.
Been drinking, have we?
Just a nip! Just popped down to the pub for a pint, bit of all right! Going to arrest a man for that? Going to detain a blighter for enjoying his whis-key?!
That's enough, sir.
Bangers and mash.
Sir...
Bubble and squeak.
What?
Smoked eel pie.
Sir, you--
HAGGIS!
That's it! Dismount the banister!
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. Here they are all standing in a row. Small ones, big ones, some as big as your head!
That was... brilliant.
Shhh!
Shhh! We don't have time!
Yeah, that's true.
Wouldn't it be easier just to make an appointment? (this is used in the trailer, but not in the final film)
I see death and despair. Mostly death, maybe despair for the last few seconds and then an instant death.
I love this car. [He hops in, inserts the key into the ignition and backs it into another car by accident. A crashing sound is heard; credits roll]