I don't give a frog's fat ass who went through what. We need money! Hey, Russ, wanna look through Aunt Edna's purse?
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Clark Griswold I'm making out a check for $1000, all you have to do is give me $300 in cash and keep the $700, all for doing nothing more than acting like a total creep.
Clark Griswold When I was a boy, just about every summer we'd take a vacation. And you know, in 18 years, we never had fun.
Clark Griswold We watch his program. We buy his toys, we go to his movies, he owes us! Doesn't he owe us, ha? He owes the Griswalds right? ****-A right he owes us!
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