“I'm making out a check for $1000, all you have to do is give me $300...” – Clark Griswold, National Lampoon's Vacation ... Movie Quotes Database

I'm making out a check for $1000, all you have to do is give me $300 in cash and keep the $700, all for doing nothing more than acting like a total creep.

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Clark Griswold When I was a boy, just about every summer we'd take a vacation. And you know, in 18 years, we never had fun. Clark Griswold We watch his program. We buy his toys, we go to his movies, he owes us! Doesn't he owe us, ha? He owes the Griswalds right? ****-A right he owes us! Clark Griswold Ahhh! I'd like to propose a toast, if I may? Here's to...a very restful vacation. Here's to...a very relaxing vacation. A renewed love affair. And...a time of joy with our babies.