“Clark, I'd like to try to fumigate this here chair, it's a good...” – Cousin Eddie, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 1989

Cousin Eddie Randy Quaid

Clark, I'd like to try to fumigate this here chair, it's a good quality item. If you don't mind my askin', how much did she set you back?

More from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Cousin Eddie Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year. Clark W. Griswold, Sr. SQUIRREL!!! Todd Well, obviously something had to break the window, something had to hit the stereo! Margo And why is the carpet all wet, TODD? Todd I don't KNOW, Margo.
[Todd and Margo look at the wet carpet, then at each other, and then directly next door to the Griswold house.]