[after finding out that Clark has received a "Jelly of the Month" club membership in place of a bonus]
Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.
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Clark W. Griswold, Sr. SQUIRREL!!!
Todd Well, obviously something had to break the window, something had to hit the stereo!
Margo And why is the carpet all wet, TODD?
Todd I don't KNOW, Margo.
[Todd and Margo look at the wet carpet, then at each other, and then directly next door to the Griswold house.] Ruby Sue Rocky bit my thumb. Him's nervous because Christmas is almost here. Clark Nervous or excited? Ruby Sue Shitting bricks. Clark You shouldn't use that word.
[Todd and Margo look at the wet carpet, then at each other, and then directly next door to the Griswold house.] Ruby Sue Rocky bit my thumb. Him's nervous because Christmas is almost here. Clark Nervous or excited? Ruby Sue Shitting bricks. Clark You shouldn't use that word.
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