A scene from Mystery of Mamo 1978
Mamo

[Mamo shows Lupin and Fujiko surveillance footage of Jigen and Goemon] [chuckling]

Friends of yours, Lupin?

Fujiko

Huh?!

Lupin

How the hell did they get here?!

Mamo

Ah, but wait. There's more!

Lupin

[Inspector Zenigata, with a picture of Lupin, is shown questioning Laozi of his location]

Zenigata! [laughs] He always said he'd follow me into the depths of Hell!

Mamo

Look. He’s interrogating Laozi, the great ancient philosopher.

Lupin

Or some fruitcake who thinks he's Laozi...

Mamo

It is Laozi!

Lupin

Okeydokey!

Mamo

[Mamo shows them images of the people he has cloned]

Laugh if you will, but this is the work of 10,000 years. A masterwork, if I say so myself. The leading lights of science, philosophy, art. All under one roof, and all are perfectly real!

Lupin

Hm! So, sort of a Noah's Ark?

Mamo

Let's just say that if you've never given any thought about the world, starting now would either be a particularly good idea, or a pathetically pointless one, if you catch my drift, Mr. Lupin.

Lupin

Uh?!

Mamo

Because the time is nigh, Mr. Lupin, but sadly the guest list is... quite short. Only the elite of history's most brilliant and beautiful people!

Lupin

[apparently deep in thought]

Oh, uh... I'm sorry to hear that. [chuckles, then laughs hysterically]

Mamo

I imagine you are.

Lupin

[still laughing]

No, I mean, it's just after all that work – an ugly, demented gnome like you isn't even eligible!

Mamo

Huh. Quite annoying. That's exactly what I’m talking about, my dear Fujiko. Obviously, eternal life would be wasted on a vulgarian like that man there.

Fujiko

[put off by Mamo's statement]

Hm.

Lupin

[mistaking 'vulgarian' for 'vegetarian']

That's not true. I eat meat!

Mamo

He's not even in our class. In fact, he's barely in our species!

Fujiko

Well, if Lupin can't come along, I'm not interested.

Mamo

Fujiko!

Fujiko

No, Mamo. I'm sorry.

Lupin

Hm?!

Fujiko

He's hard enough to take now. Imagine him all grumpy and flabby!

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