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JJ: What do you do for a living?
Sophie: [hooked up to the lie detector] I'm a KGB agent posing as a 4th grader. My brother has three legs and sells crack, and my mother is a prostitute.
JJ: [turns off the lie detector] I don't need a machine to tell me if someone's lying.
Sophie: Yeah?
JJ: [pulls Sophie's chair] Yeah. I can smell a lie.
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