Yes, Mr. Peabody?
I... I love you, Sherman. (And I'm sorry I called you a bad boy.)
Mr. Peabody
Ty Burrell · 35 quotes
Sherman
Max Charles · 34 quotes
Penny
Ariel Winter · 18 quotes
Agamemnon
Patrick Warburton · 5 quotes
Judge
Dennis Haysbert · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Mr. Peabody & Sherman (16), Sherman & Penny (6), Mr. Peabody & Penny (4)
Mr. Peabody & Sherman quotes
Page 2 of 5He is Ay.
He is you?
Ay I am Ay, the Grand Vizier.
Yeah, that's his name.
Oh.
Cop [Cops surround the WABAC and the historical figures, including Robespierre and Agamemnon] [To Robespierre]
Drop the sabre and step away from the futuristic orb!
Robespierre [Defiantly]
I take orders from no man! Liberte! Fraternite! Egalite! [Cop tasers him] Ooh-la-la! [Collapses]
George Washington [George Washington arrives to assist Mr. Peabody, who's about to be taken to the pound] [clears his throat]
We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men, and some dogs, are created equal. I hereby award Mr. Peabody a Presidential pardon.
Abraham Lincoln [Suddenly appears]
Me, too!
Bill Clinton [Suddenly appears]
I've done worse.
Why not?
Well, for 1 - his name rhymes with butt!
I don't care. I going to have a big fat Egyptian wedding!
Spoiler alert - King Tut dies young. Are you sure you've thought this through?
Oh, trust me, I've thought it through. I'm getting everything.
Ay [Mr. Peabody and Sherman are inside the mouth of the statue of Anubis, impersonating him to call off the wedding]
But Anubis, the sun god Ra has decreed that this girl is to be the boy king's wife!
Mr. Peabody [as Anubis]: That's so funny. I was talking to the sun god Ra just the other day, and he told me he'd changed his mind. "Old Flip-Flop Ra", we call him here in the Underworld.
Ay Really? But it's too late! We've already paid for the catering!
[as Sherman spews fire out of the statue's mouth]
Too bad, you're going to lose your deposit!
Yes, Sherman?
Can I hold your hand?
Of course, you can.
Sherman?
Yeah?
[notices that he's holding a mummified hand]
Ahhh! [Jerks away the hand and the arm dislocates and falls to the ground] Ahhhhhh! [jumps into Peabody's empty arm]
That's disarming.
[Mr. Peabody comes to check on Sherman and Penny] [Angrily]
Why didn't you tell me she was coming over here?!
Because I didn't want you to worry. [Sherman groans with annoyance] Okay. Because I didn't want to listen to your bellyaching!
[sticks his tongue through his gritted teeth, softly and furiously]
Thank you for your honesty!
You're welcome.
Share your interests. Tell her a witty anecdote.
Mr. Peabody, I... hate... her.
Sherman, every great relationship starts from a place of conflict, and evolves into something richer. [A dumbstruck Sherman stares at Mr. Peabody blankly.] Bonne chance. [closes the door, but comes back in] Make it work. [closes it, but comes back in again] But don’t tell her about the WABAC. [closes it and leaves]
Odysseus [holds a mini figure of the Trojan Horse]
Someone left this for us!
A present. Nice! It looks just like our horse.
Odysseus [pause]
Should I bring it inside?
Greek Soldiers
[Odysseus brings the horse inside and Peabody pops out of it]
Ahhh!
[he and Penny hop out of the horse]
Greetings men of Sparta, Athens and Thebes, Peabody here. I've come for Sherman.
Then he must be a spy. [to his men] KILL HIM!
Greek
[confused]
Your dad?
It's an adoptive relationship (but the opposite).
Awww!
[Peabody and Sherman are escaping the tomb, but they ran into a puzzle room]
Ah, ah, ah! Careful, Sherman. It's a booby trap. [Sherman laughs] What's so funny?
You said "booby"! [Continues laughing, but suddenly stops as he notices Peabody's glare]
One wrong step and we're done for.
[Peabody, Penny and an angry Sherman are trying to evade a black hole in the WABAC]
Why didn't you tell me?!
It's not your job to worry about these things!
You'll discuss it later. Now, sit down.
[muttering, sits back in his seat and turns away]
You can't talk to me like that. I'm not a dog.
[Peabody, Sherman and Penny are fleeing to the WABAC after Peabody bit Miss Grunion]
I can't believe you bit her, Mr. Peabody.
I know, Sherman. It was wrong.
Wrong? It was awesome!
Huh?
How do you take off?
Oh, you just pull down that lever. [points at a lever]
Marie Antoinette [The camera pans out to the building of Versaiiles; once inside, Sherman and Mr. Peabody see Marie Antoinette]
CAKE! I love cake so much.... [she grabs a plate from a servant, and stabs it with the fork, about to eat it... AND THEN SHE STUFFS THE ENTIRE THING IN HER MOUTH, GOBBLING WITH GUSTO!]
[After crashing the Flying Machine, she notices that Sherman's unconscious; gasps]
Sherman! Sherman! Are you okay?!