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[Odysseus arrives at the the hatch]
Agamemnon: Odysseus, what news do you bring?
Odysseus: [holds a mini figure of the Trojan Horse] Someone left this for us!
Agamemnon: A present. Nice! It looks just like our horse.
Odysseus: [pause] Should I bring it inside?
Agamemnon: [thinks about it for a second] It'd be rude not to.
[Odysseus brings the horse inside and Peabody pops out of it]
Greek Soldiers: Ahhh!
Agamemnon: [laughing] I did not see that coming!
Penny: [Pops out of the horse and sniffs] Ugh! Jeez-Louise! What is that smell?
Agamemnon: [Sniffs his armpit] That is the smell of victory! [Greeks cheer]
Mr. Peabody: [he and Penny hop out of the horse] Greetings men of Sparta, Athens and Thebes, Peabody here. I've come for Sherman.
Agamemnon: [to Sherman] You know this guy?
Sherman: [Unhappily] I thought I did, but now, I'm not so sure.
Agamemnon: Then he must be a spy. [to his men] KILL HIM!
[The Greeks draw their swords]
Sherman: [stops the Greeks] No, no! He's... [embarrassed] My dad.
Greek: [confused] Your dad?
Penny: It's an adoptive relationship (but the opposite).
Agamemnon: Awww!


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