Watch this! Ahh!

Archie!

Daagh! Hey, what are you?

Shh. Shh, shh, shh, shh!

Wait, you're shushing me? Hey, hey, you can't...

Fear Tech dummies. Sorry about that, buddy.

What are you doing in my room?!

Your room? This is my... [realizes he's in Mike and Randall's room] This is not my room. Archie! Come here, boy! [imitates a pig]

Archie?

Archie the Scare Pig. He's Fear Tech's mascot.

Why's it here?

[chuckles]

I stole it. I'm gonna give it to the RORs.

The what?

Roar Omega Roar, the top fraternity on campus, they only accept the highly elite? OK, I'll lift the bed, you grab the pig.

What? No!

One, two, three!

Wargh! Get him!

[shoves Mike under his bed]

Careful, he's a bitter.

YAAAAAAAH...!

Whoa, oof! I got it. Uh-oh. Whoa-oh! Catch him!

(CRASH!)

Heh-heh-heh-heh! That was awesome. What am I doing? James P. Sullivan.

Mike Wazowski.