“Here I am goin' to Florida, my leg hurts, my butt hurts, my chest...” – Ratso, Midnight Cowboy ... Movie Quotes Database

Ratso

Here I am goin' to Florida, my leg hurts, my butt hurts, my chest hurts, my face hurts, and if that ain't enough, I gotta pee all over myself. [Joe chuckles] That's funny? I'm fallin' apart here.

Joe

You just took a little rest stop that wasn't on the schedule.

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