“We do not discharge our weapons in view of the public!” – Agent K, Men in Black ... Movie Quotes Database

Agent K

We do not discharge our weapons in view of the public!

Agent J

Man, we ain't got time for this cover-up bullshit! In case you've forgotten, there's an alien battle cruiser--

Agent K

There's always an alien battle cruiser, or a Corellian death ray, or an intergalactic plague intended to wipe out life on this miserable little planet. The only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they DO NOT KNOW ABOUT IT!

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