Men in Black II 2002 quotes, page 3

52 quotes · 6 characters
Men in Black II (2002) poster
Characters
Agent J 31 quotes
Agent K 15 quotes
Zed Rip Torn · 6 quotes
Laura Rosario Dawson · 5 quotes
Frank Tim Blaney · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Agent J & Agent K (10), Agent J & Zed (4), Agent K & Zed (4)

Men in Black II quotes

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Agent J
[After the Worms accidentally shut down the MIB headquarters upon him and K taking it back]

WORMS!!

Agent J
[J has just saved a whole subway of passenagers from being eaten alive by Jeff, the giant worm-like alien, who chewed off a half of the subway train before retreating] [Neuralizes subway passengers]

The City of New York would like to thank you for participating in our drill. Had this been an actual emergency, y'all woulda been eaten. 'Cause you don't listen. You ignorant. How a man gon' come bashin' thru a subway win-- That's the problem with all y'all New Yorkers. "Oh, we seen it all." "Oh no! A 600 ft. worm! Save us, Mr Black Man!" And ask ya nice move to the next car! Y'all sit there like...
[Neuralizes subway passengers again] The City of New York would like to thank you for participating in our drill. We hope that you enjoyed our new, smaller, more energy-efficient subway cars. [walks off, neuralizing Capt. Lawrence Bridgewater, MTA in the process]

An hour ago, a man I've known my whole life vanished in front of my eyes because of a woman with things coming out of her fingers and a two-headed guy with the IQ of a cannoli. So yeah, everything's okay.

Agent K

Get a mop and escort all civilian personnel from this site immeditiately.

Agent K

It's nice. Sleep late on the weekends. Watch the Weather Channel. I did miss this city.

Agent J

Jeff, excuse my partner. He's new and he's [Jeff attacks T] kind of stupid.