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J: Ooh, man, you look like you come from the planet...damn!
K: And Bob here is a clear violation of Health Ordinance 32: Selling unlicenced, extraterrestrial...[sees Spiky Bulba]...foodstuffs.
Wu: That is an Earth fish- very traditional in China! You arrest me, that's a hate crime!
K: It would be if you were Chinese! [Snatches Wu's robe and hat off- revealing his six arms, six legs, and antennas]
Wu: K, come on, I got larvae to feed.
[K punches Wu with the Spiky Bulba]
K: Who's the Spiky Bulba for, Wu?
Wu: Nobody.
[K punches him with the Spiky Bulba again]
K: Who's it for?!
Wu: I keep them just in case.
K: In case what?! [Punches Wu again]
Wu: I don't know! Anybody.
K: Alright, you slug. [Goes to throw the Spiky Bulba at Wu]
J: [Intervening] Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[K puts it down]


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