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[after Megamind breaks into his apartment room] Is this a robbery? Because the lady across the hall has way better stuff than me!
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[beating up Megamind] This is for stealing my girlfriend… this one's for Space-Dad making a fool out of me...! And Megamind… this one's for Space-Stepmom! You LIED TO HER!
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[her eulogy for Metro Man] He was always there for us. Dependable. Perhaps we took him for granted. You know, maybe, we never really know how good we have it until it's gone. We miss you, Metro Man. I miss you. And I have just one question for Megamind: Are you happy now? This is Roxanne Ritchi, reporting from a city without a hero.
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[last lines] I'm bad! I'm bad! That's right! Yeah!
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[looking around, while being held captive in Megamind's lair] Is there some kind of nerdy super-villain website where you get Tesla coils and blinky dials?
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[Megamind, who is disguised as Bernard, starts to cry] Bernard… I-I didn't know you... had... feelings. Are you okay?
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[sees Megamind in shock, thinking he kidnapped Bernard] Megamind, what have you done with Bernard?
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[to Megamind] Way to go, little buddy. I knew you had it in you.
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[to Megamind] You know, little buddy. There's a yin for every yang. If there's bad, good will rise up against it. It's taken me a long time to find my calling. Now, it's about time you find yours.
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All right. Put your hands in the air.
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Although getting a whole museum is super-cool you want to know what the greatest honor you've given me is? Do you really want to know? Really? I'll tell you. The greatest honor you've given me is letting me serve you, the helpless people of Metro City.
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And I love you, random citizen!
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Being a hero is for losers! It's work, work, work, 24/7, and for what? I only took the gig to get the girl, and it turns out Roxanne doesn't want anything to do for me.
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Hey, Metro-losers. This is Metro Tower. They say it's supposed to be a symbol of our city's strength. But for me, it's a reminder of the day this woman ferociously ripped out my heart. And I hate reminders!
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I started to realize, despite all my powers, each and every citizen of Metro City had something I didn't - a choice. Ever since I can remember, I've always had to be what this city wanted me to be. What about what I wanted to do? Then it suddenly hit me - I do have a choice! I can be whatever I wanna be! No one said that this hero thing had to be a lifetime gig. You can't just quit either. That's when I got the brilliant idea... to fake my death. Once your death ray hit, I've never felt so alive. So I borrowed a prop from a nearby nursing school... Metro Man was finally dead, and Music Man was born!