Meet the Parents quotes

43 total quotes

Gaylord 'Greg' Focker
Jack Byrnes
Pam Byrnes

View Quote Dina: Now Greg, you have a very unique last name and Jack and I were wondering how to pronounce it?
Greg: Oh, just like its spelled. F-O-C-K-E-R.
Dina: F-Focker.
Jack: Hmm, Focker.

View Quote Pam: Jesus, Dad, you ever think of knocking?
Jack: Not in my own den. What are you two doing in here?
Larry: I'd say rounding second base.

View Quote [About Mr. Jinx, the cat] You tried to milk him, didn't you you sick son of a bitch?

View Quote Jesus, Focker. It's just a game.

View Quote Pam: You are the most adorable, loving, sweetest man in the whole world, and I love you. And very soon my parents are gonna see that...and grow to love you too, okay?
Greg: Okay. Speaking of growing to love you--
Pam: Honey, it's late. Come on.
Greg: I know it's late. But Mr. Winky is still on Chicago time, and we both know there's only one way to make Mr. Winky go away. [Knocking] And there it is.

View Quote Pam: I love you Dad, but you could be a real jerk sometimes. [storms out of room]
Jack: [to Dina] So what if he passed some test? He's still not good for Pam!
Dina: Well who is, Jack? No one has ever been good enough for your Pam. You only warmed up to Kevin after she broke up with him.

View Quote [After Greg claims he milked a cat and could milk anything with nipples] I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

View Quote I'd better get upstairs...and pay a little visit to the shower fairy.

View Quote [about the lost Jinx] We're supposed to let him wander the streets without food, water or toilet?

View Quote Trust me, Greg, when you start having little Fockers running around, you'll feel the need for this type of security.

View Quote [During the cellar interrogation scene] Have you ever watched...pornographic...videos?

View Quote Sorry, folks. Had to pay a little visit to the urinal fairy.

View Quote [Greg's forgotten to change his shoes before meeting Pam] That's okay, honey. You know I can't resist a man in nurse's shoes.