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Pam Byrnes That's okay, honey. You know I can't resist a man in nurse's shoes.
Dina Now Greg, you have a very unique last name and Jack and I were wondering how to pronounce it?
Greg Oh, just like its spelled. F-O-C-K-E-R.
Dina F-Focker.
Jack Hmm, Focker.
Jack I'm a realist. I understand it's the 21st century, and you've probably had premarital relations with my daughter. But under our roof, it's my way or the Long Island Expressway. Is that understood?
Greg Of course, yeah.
Jack Good. Keep your snake in its cage for 72 hours.
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