“Oh, poor Kevin looks lonely.” – Greg, Meet the Parents ... Movie Quotes Database

Greg

Oh, poor Kevin looks lonely.

Pam

Maybe I should ask him to dance. What do you think?

Greg

Sure. I bet he could, uh, whittle a private little dance floor for the two of you. [Chuckles] I'm serious. I saw some beech wood outside. He's very handy. He's an extremely handy and crafty craftsman. I shouldn't paint him with that brush, but--

Pam

Come on.

Greg

Seriously. Seriously. Part of you wishes you ended up with him.

Pam

Yes, he's very talented, but it would've never worked out.

Greg

Why not?

Pam

I was never in love with Kevin. I'm in love with you.

Greg

That's a good explanation.

Pam

Think so?

Greg

Mm-hmm.

Pam

Thought you'd like that.

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