A scene from Meet the Parents 2000
Norm the Security Guard

[Greg is being detained by the Airport Security for threatening a flight attendant.]

I have a plane full of people telling me you threatened that stewardess.

Greg

I was not threatening her, I was just trying to get my bag in the overhead storage thing.

Norm the Security Guard

You were acting like a maniac and then you threaten her with a bomb.

Greg

No, I said I didn't have a bomb.

Norm the Security Guard

You said Bomb.

Greg

I said it's not like I had a bomb on an airplane.

Norm the Security Guard

You said bomb on an airplane.

Greg

What's wrong with saying bomb on an airplane?

Norm the Security Guard

You can't say bomb on an airplane.

Airport Security

[Greg taunts Norm with the word bomb, who threatens him with arrest. A co-worker of Norm's comes in.]

Hey, Norm, take 5. We've got a specialist.

Greg

Bye, Norm.
[Norm leaves and the guard motions Jack to come in, which Greg isn't happy about.]

In this scene

Airport Security John Elsen
NS Norm the Security Guard Lynn Ann Castle

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