“Attention, campers. Arts and crafts has been canceled due to bad...” – Tripper Harrison, Meatballs ... Movie Quotes Database

[on loudspeaker]

Attention, campers. Arts and crafts has been canceled due to bad taste. All junior girls are now junior boys...and Nurse DeMarco says that the raccoon fever epidemic is officially over.

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