“These are the camp rules. Morty would like you all to take a look at...” – Tripper Harrison, Meatballs ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Meatballs 1979

Tripper Harrison Bill Murray

[to the C.I.T.'s as he tears up the camp rules]

These are the camp rules. Morty would like you all to take a look at these. They'll be in here if you want to check them out a little bit later.

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Tripper Harrison Attention campers, afternoon swim schedule is as follows. Advanced dolphins, report to the dock for survival swimming and I.Q. testing. All senior silverfish, meet on the beach for nude sunbathing. All junior salmon, trout, and herring, report to the nearest delicatessen. And 6-year-old tadpoles, report to the swamp. And all lobsters, GET OUT OF HERE! YOU'RE A MENACE! Tripper Harrison Attention. Here's an update on tonight's dinner. It was veal. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight's mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed "some kind of beef." Congradulations, Jeffery. You've just won a brand new Chrylser Cordoba and you can pick it up at Morty's office. Tripper Harrison Attention all campers, it's 9:30... and that's lights-out time here at Camp Northstar, 9:30 as you know. Tomorrow is parents day, and you must look rested or Morty will be sent to the state penitentiary.