Guys, it’s important for us to hustle at both ends of the court. We gotta make the offense work. We gotta play that big tough D, we gotta contain their big men inside. We gotta crash the boards on offense. We can’t give them the baseline at any price. But more important than the score of this game is to score at the big social at our place tonight. So, I want you guys to go out there and protect your balls at any cost. Bruce Lee, patron of self defense, pray for us!
More from Meatballs
Tripper Harrison Okay! Virgins on the right, non-virgins on the left. You fellas can divide them up any way you like.
Tripper Harrison Attention, campers. Arts and crafts has been canceled due to bad taste. All junior girls are now junior boys...and Nurse DeMarco says that the raccoon fever epidemic is officially over.
Tripper Harrison You must be the short depressed kid we ordered. Glad you made it.
Meatballs
All Meatballs quotes →
All Meatballs quotes →
