Absa****lutely, Bob!
Played by Jason Flemyng
Mean Machine (2001) · 38 quotes
Mean Machine (2001) · 38 quotes
Scenes with Bob Likely
5 scenesGood afternoon, I'm Bob Likely. You join us live from the recreation field.
Bob Carter
I'm Bob Carter, and thanks again to our esteemed governor...
Both
[Both muffle the microphones with their hands] [Whispering]
Wanker
Bob Carter
...for providing the splendid facilities that are here today as part of his rehabilitation campaign.
[Danny Meehan is about to take a free kick in front of a wall - the ball is kicked straight to Mr Ratchett's private part]
Ooh! Right in his carrots and onions!
Bob Carter
No nookie for Mr Ratchett.
No nookie for Mrs Ratchett neither.
Bob Carter
[After learning Mr Ratchett has been kicked twice in the same area]
Just goes to show lightning can strike twice.
Abso-****-lutely, Bob.
Bob Carter
And once again, Monk's played it to Trojan, who's again switched to the left.
He must be ambidextrous, Bob.
Bob Carter
I don't know about that, Bob. But he certainly can use both feet.