[Sees little girl jump roping in the middle of the town main street]

Sweetie. Sweetie. That's kind of dangerous. Wanna move it upon the sidewalk away from the traffic?

My dad says you're a joke and I don't have to listen to you.

Well, your father is entitled to his opinion but I am the officer of the law and by all rights I could...

[Screams]

**** off!

You should watch your mouth, little girl! [Little Girl screams]