“Toss my salad, fool what's that? Well having your salad tossed means...” – Chris Rock, Me, Myself & Irene ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Me, Myself & Irene 2000

Chris Rock

Toss my salad, fool what's that? Well having your salad tossed means having your asshole eaten out with jelly or syrup. I prefer syrup.

Charlie Baileygates

He's a funny mother****er!

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