“So, Whitey, what happened to your family?” – Charlie Baileygates, Me, Myself & Irene ... Movie Quotes Database

[Whitey and Charlie are lying in bed in a hotel room together]

So, Whitey, what happened to your family?

Whitey

I killed them. I hacked them up with a hammer while they were asleep. Ma, Pa, Bro, Sis. She was awake, my sis. I was just released from prison on my 21st birthday. I wasn't ready to leave but they said I had to. **** up law, huh?

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Whitey Michael Bowman

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