“Charlie, why didn't you take a vacation when Layla left?” – Colonel Partington, Me, Myself & Irene ... Movie Quotes Database

Colonel Partington

Charlie, why didn't you take a vacation when Layla left?

Charlie Baileygates

Why... why would I? Wives leaves their husbands everyday in this country... It's no reason to short change the department... it's not like I had the flu!

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Colonel Partington Robert Forster

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