“Hey, ringworm. Yeah, I'm talking to you, you toxic waste of life. You...” – Hank Evans, Me, Myself & Irene ... Movie Quotes Database

Hank Evans

Hey, ringworm. [Softball Player looks around] Yeah, I'm talking to you, you toxic waste of life. You gonna pick up that butt, or do I have to glue it to the end of my shoe and stick it in your big fat pimply a-hole?

Softball Player

Hey, man, take it easy. It's just a cigarette.

Hank Evans

Oh yeah? Well, this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around, it can leave one hell of a mess.

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