A scene from MASH 1970
Trapper John

Look, mother, I want to go to work in one hour. We are the Pros from Dover and we figure to crack this kid's chest and get out to golf course before it gets dark. So you go find the gas-passer and you have him pre-medicate this patient. Then bring me the latest pictures on him. The ones we saw must be 48 hours old by now. Then call the kitchen and have them rustle us up some lunch. Ham and eggs will all right. Steak would be even better. And then give me at least ONE nurse who knows how to work in close without getting her tits in my way.

Capt. Peterson

[Outraged]

Oh! [She turns to leave and bumps into Nurse] Oh! Fool! [She stomps off]

Nurse

How do you want your steak cooked?

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CP Capt. Peterson Cathleen Cordell

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