Who am I? I am the pro from Dover, and this [Indicates Trapper John] is my favorite caddy.
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Trapper John It's a good thing you have a nice body, nurse, otherwise they'd get rid of you quick.
Trapper John No. No food. Sex. I want sex. Bring me some sex. [The others call for Storch, but Trapper John points at Hot-Lips] No, no, no, that one. Bring me that one over there. That one. The sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes. Take her clothes off! I want that one, yes. Take her clothes off and bring her to me now.
Trapper John I wish they wouldn't land those things here while we're playing golf.
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