“I wish they wouldn't land those things here while we're playing golf.” – Trapper John, MASH ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from MASH 1970

Trapper John Elliott Gould

[As a helicopter attempts to land on the helipad where they are standing]

I wish they wouldn't land those things here while we're playing golf.

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