Hollywood. Hollywood Montrose. Ooh! Doesn't it just sing!
Jonathan Switcher
Andrew McCarthy · 21 quotes
Jonathon Switcher
21 quotes
Hollywood Montrose
Meshach Taylor · 13 quotes
Ema "Emmy" Hesire
Kim Cattrall · 10 quotes
Roxie Shield
Carole Davis · 9 quotes
Mr. Richards
James Spader · 8 quotes
Captain Felix Maxwell
G.W. Bailey · 5 quotes
Mrs. Claire Prince Timkin
Estelle Getty · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Jonathon Switcher & Jonathan Switcher (13), Roxie Shield & Jonathan Switcher (6), Hollywood Montrose & Jonathan Switcher (5)
Mannequin quotes
Page 4 of 4I must be losing my mind. I guess all artists fall in love with their work, but you just seem so... special.
I'm not the same guy I used to be. I finally found a place where I belong.
If I'm one thing, I'm loyal.
It's obvious to this country girl that you're an A-number one creative freak. Imagine pretending you're a stock boy when you're a major artiste. I am so jealous.
My name is Ema Hesire, but you can call me Emmy.
Rumor Control has it that the board wants to fire your little behind. You let me in there at those so-and-sos. I'll straighten them out, tout de suite. How can they think of firing you?
Teach him to mess with a man and his mannequin.
There's got to be a better way. Please, gods, please, help me find it.
Tonight we're gonna do something special, something this store has never seen before!
What arrogance! That worm of a stock boy has created an affront to the dignity of this store. I'll have it taken down immediately and make sure that lunatic never works in this town again.
Why don't we stick to good old-fashioned hand tools for the time being, okay?
You know I would never bother you when you're getting a piece of wood...
You must lead a charmed life, it was all I could do to save your skin in there. No thanks are necessary, Switcher!