Jonathon Switcher quotes
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[to Mannequin Emmy] Speak up, don't be shy.
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[to his boss] I'm fired, pick up my paycheck on the way out, never come back...
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[seeing Mannequin Emmy in a store window] It's you! I wanted to take you home, but they wouldn't let me. You know you're the first thing I've created in a really long time that made me feel like an artist.
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I must be losing my mind. I guess all artists fall in love with their work, but you just seem so... special.
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Food additives. It's food additives.
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[on the phone] Mom, lemme ask you, did I ever do anything really strange as a child?... Is there any history of insanity in the family?
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If I'm one thing, I'm loyal.
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Teach him to mess with a man and his mannequin.