Most scenes together: Jonathon Switcher & Jonathan Switcher (13), Roxie Shield & Jonathan Switcher (6), Hollywood Montrose & Jonathan Switcher (5)
Mannequin quotes
Page 1 of 4Mr. Richards, this store has never been more successful, and it's all due to Jonathan Switcher. I don't care if he puts a rubber glove on his head and runs naked around the store yelling: "Hi, I'm a squid!"
Armand Roxie! Roxie, Roxie. You know what you need to do right now? You need to put him and this whole nasty affair out of your mind. Now, how is the best way to do that, huh? Huh? By having a night of distasteful sex with someone you care absolutely nothing about! And proudly, I would like to be that person.
Fine, let's go to your place
Armand Really?
Drive fast before I have second thoughts!
Armand Armand is the wind!
Enough of this surveillance crap! Captain Felix Maxwell takes this from no mannequin!
Just what is your assignment here tonight, boy?
I'm helping Hollywood with the window.
Oh, the little Mary has an assistant now? Where do you people from come from?
Ohio.
Ohio? You mean they got 'em in Ohio?
Mr. Richards, you'd better put some camouflage on, sir.
I am not going to put shoe polish on my face, thank you.
Tonight, we'll do something different and special. Something that this store has never seen before. I just wish you didn't look so worried.
That's easy for you to say. You're a mannequin, you'll always have work. Me, I'm gonna wind up in the nuthouse after this. I wonder if insanity is covered in the employee health plan?
Mother, I don't want to settle down. I want to do things, I want to invent things, I want to try things that nobody's ever tried before... I want to fly.
Emmy's Mother: [sarcastic] Sure and I want to smoke and tell your father to go to hell! Emmy, if I thought we women could any way change anything, don't you think I'd encourage you?
Here, Mr. Richards. You had better put some camouflage on, sir.
I am not going to put shoe polish on my face, thank you. Now, could we please get into the store, Felix?
It's him! It's her! Oooh, that little prevert! He's stealing her before we can!
Okay, let's not do anything rash! We'll follow them quietly and look for just the right moment to grab them.
Don't worry, Mr. Richards. I'm an expert at surveillance. Hang on!
[They begin chasing Jonathan and Emmy]
No, this is how I get my inspiration. I create. And I can tell by looking at you, you're not the artistic type.
You know, Mr. Richards told me to keep an eye on you. But I think I'm gonna handle things my own way.
An artist never leaves his work unfinished.
It looks fine to me.
In that case, I'm a dream that once was.
I am so glad you're working here!
You are?
Well, of course I am, darling. I never thought they'd hire anyone stranger than me.
Don't let Felix get to you. He just has a bad case of Miami Vice.
Listen, I gotta go, okay? I promised my girlfriend I was gonna take her out tonight.
You can fool Rambo but it won't work with me, Switcher! My brain is quicker than a club!
Hollywood, I don't know about men's thighs, they look fine to me. They really do.
Thank you. Albert called me "cellulite city". Maybe he's right. Maybe I should have my hips lifted.