Mannequin quotes

40 total quotes

Ema "Emmy" Hesire
Hollywood Montrose
Jonathon Switcher

View Quote Mrs. Thomas: Who's crying?
Lupe: It's either our new vice president, the fairy... or the dummy!

View Quote Roxie Shield: I think you should see a professional.
Jonathan Switcher: A professional? What do you mean, a hooker?
Roxie Shield: No, I mean a psychiatrist.
Jonathan Switcher: I can't afford a psychiatrist.
Roxie Shield: Then call one of those shrinks on the radio.
Jonathan Switcher: A radio shrink? They're only good for people with problems that fit between the commercials.

View Quote Roxie Shield: You could've decided to tell me that you wanted to stand me up. Instead, you come here to me lying with this ridiculous story.
Jonathan Switcher: I'm not lying. I'm insane.

View Quote [looking at a stereo system playing] Where do they hide all the musicians?

View Quote [on the phone] Mom, lemme ask you, did I ever do anything really strange as a child?... Is there any history of insanity in the family?

View Quote [seeing Mannequin Emmy in a store window] It's you! I wanted to take you home, but they wouldn't let me. You know you're the first thing I've created in a really long time that made me feel like an artist.

View Quote [to Felix] You people that work at night scare me.

View Quote [to his boss] I'm fired, pick up my paycheck on the way out, never come back...

View Quote [to Jonathon] Imagine pretending you're a regular stock boy when you're an A-number-one arteest!

View Quote [to Jonathon] You've got good hands. I liked the way they felt when you were putting me together.

View Quote [to Mannequin Emmy] Speak up, don't be shy.

View Quote Actor Role Andrew McCarthy Jonathan Switcher Kim Cattrall Ema "Emmy" Hesire Estelle Getty Mrs. Claire Prince Timkin James Spader Mr. Richards G. W. Bailey Captain Felix Maxwell Meshach Taylor Hollywood Montrose Carole Davis Roxie Shield Steve Vinovich B. J. Wert Christopher Maher Armand

View Quote At least she'll never tell you that your hips are too fat.

View Quote Diets don't work. It's those jelly doughnuts, they call to me in the middle of the night. Hollywood, Hollywood, come and get me Hollywood.

View Quote Don't let Felix get to you, he's just got a bad case of Miami Vice.