Just when I think you're real, you vanish. What's with you? What's with me?
Didn't I tell you? You're the only one who can see me like this.
It's not exactly fair, is it?
Talk to them.
Jonathan Switcher
Andrew McCarthy · 21 quotes
Jonathon Switcher
21 quotes
Hollywood Montrose
Meshach Taylor · 13 quotes
Ema "Emmy" Hesire
Kim Cattrall · 10 quotes
Roxie Shield
Carole Davis · 9 quotes
Mr. Richards
James Spader · 8 quotes
Captain Felix Maxwell
G.W. Bailey · 5 quotes
Mrs. Claire Prince Timkin
Estelle Getty · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Jonathon Switcher & Jonathan Switcher (13), Roxie Shield & Jonathan Switcher (6), Hollywood Montrose & Jonathan Switcher (5)
Mannequin quotes
Page 2 of 4This job at Illustra is destroying your sense of humor. You gotta quit.
I'm not the one who can't deal with reality.
Reality is very disappointing.
[on seeing Emmy alive]
You know the mannequin that I made? Well, she's there! She came to life, and she knew who I was!
You could have decided to tell me that you wanted to stand me up. Instead, you come here to me lying with this ridiculous story!
No, I'm not lying, I'm insane.
Armand, let's just get out of here.
How do you know you're not missing something better 5,000 years from now?
Nothing could ever be better than being here with you.
This is one guy who is never gonna leave your side.
Mrs. Timkin, those video cameras. Did they pick up everything last night?
Roxie, you would never understand.
[Jonathan and Emmy leave the store room before Roxie] [snaps his fingers to B.J. in a justified manner]
Mm-hmm.
Mannequin Factory Boss You know, you could get the dummy of the week award, Switcher.
She turned out pretty good, didn't she?
Mannequin Factory Boss I wasn't talking about her.
I don't know how we're going to make this store great again.
Looks fine to me. What time do we open?
We are open.
I'm sure things will pick up by lunch.
If there's anything I could do for you--
Yeah, I could use a job.
What do you do?
Anything!
When can you start?
Uh, as soon as I finish this!
Mrs. Thomas
Who's crying?
Lupe
It's either our new vice president, the fairy... or the dummy!
[notices Jonathan with Emmy, suddenly surprised]
Jonathan, you're riding around town with a mannequin on the back of your motorcycle! What is wrong with this picture?!
I think you should see a professional.
A professional? What do you mean, a hooker?
No, I mean a psychiatrist.
I can't afford a psychiatrist.
Then call one of those shrinks on the radio.
A radio shrink? They're only good for people with problems that fit between the commercials.
You could've decided to tell me that you wanted to stand me up. Instead, you come here to me lying with this ridiculous story.
I'm not lying. I'm insane.
Armand When you were making love to him, did he ever scream "Don't stop, Woody!"? [laughs]
Jonathan, I wanna give you one last chance. Now, come to Illustra!
What is in this for you, Roxie? An office with a view? I don't need Illustra or you. I have friends here, people who care. And someone who makes me feel good about myself. Goodbye, Roxie.
[Jonathan and Emmy leave Prince and Company on his motorcycle] [shouts after him]
You'll be sorry! You're making a serious mistake!
[at the board room]
We would all love to know what possessed Switcher to create such a window display. Did you see those crowds gaping on the sidewalks? It's an embarrassment!