“Hey, what's going on in there?” – Brodie, Mallrats ... Movie Quotes Database

Brodie

[Brodie is trying to get into the comic book store]

Hey, what's going on in there?

Steve-Dave Pulasti

I was warned about you. Take it easy before I have you removed from the mall.

Brodie

Warned?! What the **** are you talking about?!

Walt "Fanboy" Grover

Tell him, Steve-Dave.

Brodie

**** you, Fan Boy!

T.S.

Can you two testosterone-seething, he-man, comic book fans finish up with this display of tough guy back-and-forth? I have some questions that need answering.

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Brodie Bruce Jason Lee More Brodie quotes →

T.S. Quinn More T.S. quotes →

Steve-Dave Pulasti Bryan Johnson

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