“My grandmother always used to say "Why buy the cow, when you can get...” – Brodie, Mallrats ... Movie Quotes Database

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Brodie

My grandmother always used to say "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?"

T.S.

She said that?

Brodie

All the time. Of course, she became a lesbian on her 60th birthday, but that's besides the point.

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