Major League quotes

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Willie Mays Hayes

View Quote We don't know where Hayes played last year, but I'm sure he did a helluva job.

View Quote Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever ****in' do it again.

View Quote [Ball thrown several feet off the plate] Juuust a bit outside. He tried the corner and missed.

View Quote Willie Mays Hays: Vaughn, get the stewardess. I think I'm gonna need one of those little bags!
Rick Vaughn: There aren't any stewardesses.
Willie Mays Hays: [frightened]I wonder if there are any pilots!

View Quote [sliding into home plate in a tux] The American Express Card. Don't steal home without it.

View Quote Well, you can close the book on Kellner. [covers microphone with hand and turns to Monty] Thank God!

View Quote Tom: Stay away from her.
Jake: Suck my dick.

View Quote Second base... [overthrows second baseman] shit.